If you get it, then you get it
Qeturah (said Keh-to-rruh) is a terribly serious and incorrigible recluse. She lived in Europe before she came to North America, but has never lived somewhere people can pronounce her name properly. She enjoys fencing, beekeeping, caffeine, and minimalism. If pressed, she would describe herself as "queer as a clockwork orange". Her family is pleased she is putting her classical Swiss education to good use with her naughty novels.